- Adulterers who park in front of fire-hydrants while committing their evil deeds deserve to have their cars impounded!
- Communist serial killer adulterers are even more reprehensible than "run-of-the-mill" adulterers.
- Adulterers should be retroactively denied Halloween candy and should be forced to pay back historical "trick-or-treat" spoils with compound interest!
- Adulterers should stop their evil ways and devote the rest of their lives to doing good deeds in repentance!
- The world would be better off without communists, tobacco, alcohol, adulterers, and raw fish.
- Ditching classes with impunity is a morally repugnant practice indicative of serious character deficiency, lack of dedication, and unmitigated sloth!
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
If you have not had a chance to check out my recent Facebook status updates, you might enjoy the following pontifications:
Posted by Lars Perner, Ph.D. at 3:03 PM