Tuesday, May 05, 2009

The Joy of Judgment

If you have not had a chance to check out my recent Facebook status updates, you might enjoy the following pontifications:
  • Adulterers who park in front of fire-hydrants while committing their evil deeds deserve to have their cars impounded!
  • Communist serial killer adulterers are even more reprehensible than "run-of-the-mill" adulterers.
  • Adulterers should be retroactively denied Halloween candy and should be forced to pay back historical "trick-or-treat" spoils with compound interest!
  • Adulterers should stop their evil ways and devote the rest of their lives to doing good deeds in repentance!
  • The world would be better off without communists, tobacco, alcohol, adulterers, and raw fish.
  • Ditching classes with impunity is a morally repugnant practice indicative of serious character deficiency, lack of dedication, and unmitigated sloth!

1 comment:

Julio said...


I myself have recently discovered Alexithymia (related to Asperger's) to be the root cause of my deep anxiety and depression that forced me to leave college with less than 18 hours of credits! This is an expression of the MIGHT of the creativity of my Asperger's syndrome!