The Joy of Judgment

If you have not had a chance to check out my recent Facebook status updates, you might enjoy the following pontifications:

• Adulterers who park in front of fire-hydrants while committing their evil deeds deserve to have their cars impounded!
• Communist serial killer adulterers are even more reprehensible than "run-of-the-mill" adulterers.
• Adulterers should be retroactively denied Halloween candy and should be forced to pay back historical "trick-or-treat" spoils with compound interest!
• Adulterers should stop their evil ways and devote the rest of their lives to doing good deeds in repentance!
• The world would be better off without communists, tobacco, alcohol, adulterers, and raw fish.
• Ditching classes with impunity is a morally repugnant practice indicative of serious character deficiency, lack of dedication, and unmitigated sloth!