With all the time that has gone by, the letter turned out to be a little on the long side (although I have managed to keep to fewer than one hundred footnotes), so it may take a few moments for the letter to show up. Enjoy!
AMONG THOSE OF YOU WHO MAKE IT THROUGH
THE FIRST FOUR PAGES OF THE LETTER:
THE FIRST FOUR PAGES OF THE LETTER:
- Some will conclude that reading that far has been a giant waste of time;
- Some will not be able to put the letter down until you reach the end;
- Some of you will reluctantly put the letter down out of a felt obligation to feed your children a hasty dinner, then proceeding to read out loud parts of the letter as a bedtime story;
- Some will scan for selected topics of interest;
- Some of you will read the main document but skip the footnotes, potentially losing out on some of the juiciest parts of the letter;
- Some will continue to enjoy the rest of the document in small doses;
- Some will pretend to continue to enjoy the rest of the document in small doses under a rather questionable belief that distinguished professors are supposed to be profound and insightful; and
- Some of you will convince someone else to read the letter, highlighting any useful information or providing a summary.